To all you indie nuts out there, DIBS!!!! I have found the perfect woman: She likes Andrew Bird! (Not the only requirement for perfection, but outstanding extra credit)Spanish class got a lot more entertaining -not that it wasn't before- and a tenative ethic pic-nic-ing has been arranged. Happy. Dance. Moment.

In other news: School is driving me up the wall! Pablo Neruda is the poet of the century! Delta administration is corrupt! It's freakin' hard to get people to join the writers' guild! It's a lot less hard to find Novices for the order of the mundial DM in the Mini-cult of Kajir Mellor!
(Wait... was any of that actually news?)

Our media center has expanded; and I say that with the same tone as Alexander probably had writing home to his mother when he said "the Greek empire is a little bit bigger now..." Due to the Embarazadaness of mi Madre, she has been polarized: frequently illogical and hormonal, but relatively docile the rest of the time (belive me, part ii is un-us-u-allll); thuss, pater has had some fun pushing through some items that have been on his agenda for nigh on ten years.

Item A: Big screen tv
Holy Freakin' Toledo!!! Epics of Epicness could be told about this! It's a samsung led 46", hd and 3-d capable... AND IT GOES ONLINE!!!!!

Item B: Blueray player
When cartoons look like reality, y'know you got HD... And it has netflicks too; perfect fir watching the Sainted Physician save the universe once again.

Item C: Orb Subwoofer
My dad is secretly a trunk-buster at heart, and believe me... this subwoofer could pump his heart for him. It's huge, beautiful, and audiophile-satisfactory.

Item D: The black box of awesomeness
I have some concept of what this does, and even less what it is. It's a two foot tall component-of-sexy-media-ness. It turn home-theater fans into technophiles.

Anyway, have to head out... Please don't drool on your keyboards on the way out!

As ever,
The Stockton Eccentric